Canadianisms

Lately I've noticed a trend of lists of Canadianisms floating around the interwebs. This is fine, because if nothing else we Canadians have a pretty good ability to laugh at ourselves.

Hell, even that is a Canadian stereotype.

Point being: I have a story in the realm of Canadian stereotypes.

I was running errands the other day and discovered I was automatically planning travel based on the establishments needed for the errands, but also plotting my route based on where Tim Hortons are located--choosing roads with Timmies over those without.

Yes.

Uh huh. Yep. It's Roll Up season, and Imma win me a new car.

I am a walking stereotype. Not that there was much doubt...