Google Salad

So. Back at The Mrs, Sandi once did a funny, hilarious, snort-tea-out-your-nose post about the phrases that were turning up for Google keyword searches when she looked at the back end of the blog.

It's hysterical. No, really. Go read it. I'll wait.

This here post? Sorry to disappoint, but she's not so funny. But I had to revisit Sandi's because, well, it makes me happy and I like to spread the love, what can I say?

No, most of the search terms in the screenshot below are pretty standard, and I'd actually expect my blog to show up in results. No surprises there, except for one...

This post is more to underline the confusion I have about that one particular Google search... and not because I expect the person who punched this term into Google and found themselves magically at Chez Lannis will come forward with a raised hand and tell me what the hell they were looking for, whether my little blog managed to answer the question, and whether that answer was intentional, positive, or whether I am considered a lesson from which to learn... (?)

(How's that for a run on sentence, eh?)

No... really? Really I post this because, well...  

DON'T LET ANYONE WITH BAD EYEBROWS WHAT, EXACTLY?!

The end is obliterated by ellipses, and the not knowing is excruciating!

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?