Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Silly Little Games

I am competitive.

Not sports competitive, but competitive nonetheless. Break out a good board game (Blokus is the current poison of choice with the kids) and I will fuck up your shit, I don't care who you are.

Game. On.

No kidding.

Cards Against Humanity? I'm a twisted bitch, you just haven't seen it yet. I also have a remarkable vocabulary for all this sundry and inappropriate. Truth.

Is alcohol involved? Holy hell, watch out.

Monopoly has been outlawed. Let's not speak of it.

Seriously, I tend to avoid group games because this side of me is not one I particularly enjoy showcasing in mixed company.

Currently I'm engrossed in the idiocy of mini games on Facebook. Sober (of course). You know the ones: Candy Crush. Words With Friends. Farm Heroes Saga is (sadly) the current obsession.



I WILL GET THREE STARS FOR THAT GODDAMN LEVEL, I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES THREE WEEKS.

The above is a depressingly common thought.

But I can't help it... those goddamn vegetables keep laughing at me.

I. Will. Win.


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