Monday, April 28, 2014

Google Salad - The Porn Edition

Yes, an entire post about porn. Or rather the odd porn-related searches that have led folks to Chez Lannis via Google. Thanks to porn.

Granted, it's a short edition of Google Salad, but there was a distinct theme that needed to be addressed. While I realize this basically equates to a self-fulfilling prophecy (what draws the porn-seekers but copious mentions of the word porn, right?), I can't help but write this post (and have high hopes of many to come in the future. ::snort::)

Because porn.

So, without further ado, I give to you Google Salad: The Porn Edition


googlefreeporn

Yo. Spaces. They exist.

googlefreeporn.com

Dude, not how to use Google. Also: Why the hell does THIS site come up?!

All time hits for this site via these similar search terms are 6?! Six times people have found this blog via "googlefreeporn?!" ::headdesk::

freegoogleporn.com

Still not how to use Google (but nice switcheroo).

chez pick up freeporn

Huh?

robert jordan wheel of time spanking

Literary porn? Heh. (Bunker joke.)

tumblr self boobsle

Busted. This actually goes in the WTF folder. (Boobsle. Heh.)

it ve qiz sekiz

Possibly porn. Google tells me this is Albanian, but the online translator says this means, "push and eight qizi." So... possibly porn. Jury's still out.

And what have we learned? Well, apparently everything on the big wide interwebs is considered porn to someone out there (apparently. No invoking of Rule 34 required, heh).

acrylic paintings of sexy corsets butts

Hells YES! Best keyword entry EVER.



1 comment:

  1. I think possibly you might have attracted this traffic via all the discussion of boobs. And perhaps zombie tits. Because yes.


    Also, I will wholeheartedly agree with best keyword entry ever.


    Also, I couldn't read any of the WoT scenes about spanking without picturing Robert Jordan wickedly grinning while writing it. That somebody jumped from there to Rule 34 surprises me not at all.

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